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I love girls with red hair. They're just.. awesome.

I've been thinking about doing a week of drawing awesome red-haired girls.

Which fictional redheads would I be criminal to exclude?
I have three 3-Day passes for PAX PRIME (in Seattle, Washington) that I'm not going to get to use, as my friends and I can't make it to Seattle so I'm selling them on eBay!
I went to PAX East in Boston back in April and it was some of the most fun I've ever had in three days. If PAX Prime is anything like that, you guys won't want to miss out! And these passes will make sure that you don't miss anything since all THREE passes are good for each and every day of the event.
If you want to go, this might be the only way you're get the opportunity. I'm willing to ship these to you via Priority Mail so that you'll get the passes before the event, but act fast!
Please ask if you any questions at all!

You guys should totally add me on this tegaki messenger thing. It's fun. 587-2574-9631

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Now updates 5 days a week! Tune in every Monday through Friday for new comics from myself and nalem!
I am drawing tonight.  Right now.  Got a request?  Let it be as random as you want, as long as you actually really want it.  I'll do the first ten requests I get.
Hey guys... I need to get back to uploading everything I draw to the Internet.  I think I'm going to do most of that here.
Seriously?  It's so damned complicated... I never know where any of my work is supposed to go.  And that final question: digital or traditional?  It just bugs the hell out of me, because almost all of my work is BOTH.  My best drawings start with pencil and paper, and the computer is used for "inking" and color.  


Anyway... how're you guys doing?…

Keep an eye on this page and you might see something you actually want to buy from me. I'm totally reliable, and since I'm on dA, you can harass me in two places!

PS: I'm putting up even more stuff every day... so keep an eye out.
I'm barely even a "deviant" anymore.  But I try and I try to get back into it.

Help me out by making art requests.  If your request is retarded (and I'm sure at least one of them will be) I won't do it.  Okay, I might.  But shut up.

REQUEST SOMETHING.  I'll even draw your boring characters if you provide a link to a good reference.
You guys like me right?  Well then, here's your chance to own stuff I own!  =D

N64, 4 Controllers and 12 Games!…

NES, 3 Controllers, 2 Light Zappers, and 21 Games!…

Now help me get money for things I don't need!  Either buy it, or a get a friend to!


So, here I am.  Back again, and posting art again.  From now on, I will be posting art here AND on my sheezyart page.

If you don't want to watch me in both places, you won't miss anything.  It's gonna be the same stuff.  EXACTLY THE SAME, okay?  So, whatever I post here will also be there and vice versa.

On that note... how have you guys been?
Hook me up?
I loved it.

But I've got a personal bias that makes my opinion invalid.

I know it has flaws, but I'm willing to overlook them because they aren't THAT bad.

That's about all I've got to say.  I'll probably see it again.

Upon greater consideration, what the fuck was I thinking?  Spider-man 3 sucks.

EXPLOSION = Two days of no school

Wed Apr 18, 2007, 4:08 AM
My college is currently without power thanks to an explosion or something, so they've cancelled classes for today and tomorrow.  How cool is that?

Unfortunately, I need to use the time to work on several writing assignments.  So, well... you win some, you lose some.


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Character Meme?

Tue Apr 3, 2007, 3:25 AM
Taken from DaSchwartz, who took it from TvsKyle and (for some reason) blessed his widdle heart.

List 12 of your original characters:
1.) Herbie the Robot
2.) Ray Whitewater
3.) Martin Luther (seriously)
4.) Jawn T. Rex
5.) General Schwartz
6.) Father Penance
7.) Jeff Reinaps
8.) Lance Arbek
9.) JBPA Agent Gyn
10.) Job Heled
11.) Sporks Arbek
12.) Elite_Gamer316

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Father Penance IS a college professor.  And Sporks is pretty darn crazy.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Not in the least.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Elite_Gamer316 is more likely to challenge Lance to a video game tournament than anything else, so if you could consider that a "mission," then there you go.  Lance would most definitely take him up on his challenge, and the victor is TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
I don't think Gyn reads books... ever.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Ray might swear fealty to Penance, if only because Penance is a man of God and Ray himself is on a mission of God.  But I don't really think it'd ever come up.  Penance has already sworn fealty to God and the Church and all that, so the hapless college student Ray Whitewater wouldn't even be taken into consideration.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
General Schwartz looking for a roommate huh?  Because Schwartz believes himself to be a 14 year old girl, Gyn would go absolutely crazy trying to live with him.  Besides, Gyn can't handle actual women, so a man who thinks he's a woman would be impossible for him.  Job Heled would be in a tough spot too.  As a skinny 16 year old, Schwartz would no doubt make passes at him that would make the young Job feel VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.  That would no doubt be some very funny stuff though.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Ray, Jeff, and Elite_Gamer316 would have dinner together at a very generic American steakhouse, where EG316 wouldn't say, eat, or do very much.  Ray's antics would probably get on Jeff's nerves just as much as his roommate does.  The discussion would probably consist of Ray saying things that sound idiotic, Jeff getting upset about those things and yelling at Ray, and EG316 quietly wishing their was Roman food on the menu.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Martin Luther versus Job Heled!  ML would attack with his standard arsenal of explosive weaponry, which would probably be pretty effective against Job's remote controlled battle machines.  However, Job has more than one, and the ability to operate several bots at a time, so ML could easily become surrounded.  A knockout pocket bomb would drop Job in a second, but only if Luther could get close enough.  It would be an interesting fight indeed.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Herbie steals from Lance?  Haha.  Lance's most precious possession are his friends, so for Herbie to steal them would be quite the feat, not to mention very out of character.  Lance probably wouldn't have to do much more than ask to have his friends returned, as Herbie is pretty darned stupid anyway.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"Girls and Recognition"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Jawn and Herbie would be cast together in a theatre production.  Jawn's an aspiring actor/writer anyway and Herbie's the type of guy who'd be into acting at the slightest suggestion.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we both complain far too much to ever be friends.  We'd hate all the same stuff, including each other.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
"Get control of your anger man, it's caused you nothing but trouble!"

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not to my knowledge.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Ray would probably take Jawn's side, as Schwartz's condition would probably freak him out.  Plus, he and Jawn are practically friends anyway.

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Death to all Christians!"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Stand By Me" by that guy who sang it.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Herbie would get to it before Penance or EG316, simply because his robot arms are faster than the aged HUMAN constructs of his opponents in this scenario.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Top this?"

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
General Schwartz would be arrested for the misunderstandings caused by flirting with teenaged boys.  He may look like an aged army general, but he's got the mind of a 14 year old girl.  You can see how things would get confusing.

21) What is 6's secret?
Father Penance is an undercover informant for a secret government organization called the Jesus Ball Protection Agency.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Agent Gyn is a fairly well-trained government field agent, who would be much more attuned to running than the recently released from asylum Sporks.  Though, Sporks is most unpredictable, so I could see him trying to sabotage Gyn before such a race could even begin.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
I'd probably go with Lance, simply because he's a fairly tall and potentially imposing guy.  But I guess Jeff would be able to complain would be assailants to death.


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Sat Mar 24, 2007, 11:22 AM
TMNT is required viewing. If you've ever been a fan of the Ninja Turtles, you owe it to yourself to see this movie. This is not a recommendation, this is an order. See this movie before it leaves theaters.

It's some of the best non-Pixar CG animation I've seen in a long while. To be completely honest, I probably haven't enjoyed a computer animated movie this much since I saw The Incredibles. The character designs were pretty cool, and they nailed the personalities of each character. Also, CASEY JONES is in the movie. YOU HEARD ME.

Voice acting was pretty damn good considering most of the cast was made up of voice actors instead of celebrities. Amazingly, Kevin Smith did a voice, and I didn't notice until the credits. How fucked up is that?

And finally, why aren't you already going to see this movie? You should be. And don't fucking download it off of limewire or torrent or something. Go see it in the theater, where it should be seen. DO IT.

TMNT has made me all fanboy again. And it's been almost 15 years since I was this crazy over the Ninja Turtles.


Also: Reign Over Me is Adam Sandler's best film ever.

Also: I Think I Love My Wife is Chris Rock's first WATCHABLE film since Dogma.



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It's probably stupid.

Fri Mar 16, 2007, 2:34 AM
I just got the idea that it'd be funny if I hid every comment on my deviantart pages that wasn't made by me.  So anyone who would go reading through my pages would just see me replying to ... something unseen.  Wait, that's not funny, that's stupid.  Sorry.


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Do you watch this?

Tue Mar 13, 2007, 3:16 AM
Is it wrong that I don't thank people for watching or favorite-ing?  I reply to almost every comment I get, but does that make up for it?  What's the accepted etiquette?


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So I was thinking...

Sat Mar 10, 2007, 12:47 AM
Jeff Koons makes me laugh.  That is all.


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Requiem For A Dream

Thu Mar 8, 2007, 11:37 PM
So, this movie is great, if you sit around getting doped up all the time.  Geez, sometimes I wish all the pseudo intellectual tennagers would just stop having idiotic wetdreams for all these piece of shit "mindfuck" movies that don't really mean anything.

The only meaning these movies have comes from the viewers, and not the film itself.


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